Tuesday, October 13, 2009

You Like iT!*



"That's the tricky thing about herpes."


K- "What does a Pacman have to do with breast cancer?"

M- "Maybe the Pacman stands for something... like an acronym."

K- "...like what?"

M- "Please.... Answer....... Cancer."


T-"I wish I went to an all-girls school, son."

P- "Then you'd be a girl."


K-"Where is the shuttle??"

T-"It's a sh!ttle. That's what it is."


K-"Is he trying to get his muscleman on too?"

P-"Nah. He's just tryna get the fat away first. Gotta take it one step at a time."


"I choose no. If you were a Pokeman, you would be last."


A-"How do you wear a kufi?"

A-"Put it on yo head, nigga!"


"And your mirror makes love to me. It makes love to meeeeeeee!"


"This-- is how Henley is going to burn the fack down. Because of drunkards like us."


"Remember when Hitman got kicked out of school for stealing an overhead projector?"


"I'm not tryna be that nigga sellin the Champ hoodies."


"Oh, the strip is not poppin. I see white people!"


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHA!*

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