In The Spirit of Black History Month...

I'd like to take trip down memory lane... damn I miss the B. Scott I fell in love with :-( *

"Now She Aint Really Pretty But She Got A Nice Bod-ay!"

Bad Girls Club is my sh.t. I have been a faithful viewer since the first season. If you wanna make me happy, let me sit home alone in front of the TV with an array of delicious snacks and BGC on marathon. But since Johnsies refuses to add Oxygen to their cable package, I have been super late on ze come up. Whatevs.

This season might be even more poppington than the second season-- and that sh.t POPPED. But these bishes are aggyyyy! I wanna wipe Amber's dumb ass downn to the grounddd for that stunt she pulled on my bish Flo. And her mouth is mad reckless. Hate her. Blech.

Annie's ass bothers me. I don't know WHY she's there-- I guess she's a filler? Her face annoys me. She looks like a cartoon. And she's a pussy nigga (Gucci voice) smhhh. Always tryna cll the feds on niggas! Like, yall are already on TV, niggas can SEE if anybody tries to kill you! I wanna kick her. Blech.

Natalie Nunn. Everybody hates her. But that's my niggaaaaaa. Think about it-- without her antics, WHO would be watching the show? Everybody else with the exception of Flo is wack attack. Of course Natalie is not perfect. She does a pack of nonsense and I will be the first to admit that. But I mean, she's on BGC for a reason. It's supposed to reform her! DUH. I'm secretly bothered by people who dont "get" reality TV.*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This nigga gets funny as SHYTEEEE at the end*

Ummmm....

Peep the leftie. I'm not gon say nothin tho*

The Hostess Wit The Most-est

Ummm... I don't like to critique since I'm all about uplifting the beautiful bronze goddesses of the world. But my bish Kelis is lookin madddd Lady GaGa for my taste. Blech.*

Top Five: Play Your Position

Hello, ladies! (Trey voice) As Valentine's Day approaches, I feel like everybody is getting super duper sappy. Especially you sucka for love- azz niggas! Ron's Ice Cream soft serve-azz niggas. (Boston- azz niggas know what I'm talking about) And when girls start getting toooo sappy, feelings are bound to get hurt. Usually when girls are lonely for long amounts of time, they start making rash decisions. You don't wanna just settle. That's why you gotta assemble a "team" if you would, to occupy your time.

1- Now, out of the masses, there's always somebody who catches your eye. This is your star player. He can walk into the room and make your heart skip. This is usually the person whose texts you respond to first. Basically, your star player is the best prospect on the team. But more often that not, the star player must be trained. He needs to be aware that you have other options, no matter how much you like him.

2- Next, every team needs a guy who you're not necessarily the most attracted to but who you can talk to. That way, whenever your star player acts up, you have something to fall back on. This is an important member of the team because you can brush up on your game with #2. Swishhhhhhh :-)

3- # 3 is the member of the team who adores you and is just happy that you're even talking to him. It sounds terrible, but where would the NBA be without groupies? In the telly the night before game night lonely as SH.T! Don't think groupies aren't part of the team. They might not wear jerseys and run up and down the court, but they play with the best of 'em.

4- The next member of the team is the one that runs his mouth like a bish. Not about you, of course. But contrary to popular belief, niggas run they mouth JUST as much, if not MORE than girls do. There is always a nigga willing to tell you e-very-thing about your star player... all you need to know and more. Don't be alarmed if he occasionally throws shade. Niggas be bitter just like bishes be bitter. He might just be jelly cuz the nigga's swag is all the way up. Or he might be jelly cuz he wants you. Duh.

5- Please note. Player #5 has one purpose and one purpose only, and that is to hold the bench down patiently until you put him in the game. Nothing more, nothing less. Hayyy, Mr. Iverson! ;-)

As February grows nearer still, I encourage my soul sistas to assemble their teams and aggressively run their love lives. If you are not in control of your heart and your feelings, you're sooo much more likely to give up your control to somebody else. And that BLOWS. Now run tell dat*

Yippeeeeee! *

Kimora Life in the Fab Lane is returning to the Style Network! Good things just keep happening to me! Now if Johnsies would just add the Style Network to our cable package... *