Sunday, September 25, 2011

the funnies.

*singing* "computer loveee, that's all i need/girl, press control alt deleteeeee..."

M-"oh, you mean the fat guy?"
S- "you think he's fat??"
M- "well. everybody's fat to me."

K- "what do he be rappin about?"
O- "he rap about like.. his team... his sneakers..."

K- "ithought you was on one."
S- "on what.. e? oh, yea i be rollin. imean-- i have rolled."

"Jesus Christ is Lord & i thank Him. He is so fun. i've never heard him play basketball, but He turned water into wine so He must be fun."

"dominique was tippin at an open bar!! she woke up like, "i think i lost money,' NO! you spent it on free things!"

"before i wake up, i'm dreaming about food. & that's how i know it's time to wake up."

"it was a raccoon on my porch! chillin! & it looked at ME like i was wrong!"

"you're an aquarius too? you and my cousin dewanda are just alike! do you like bacon? dewanda lovessss bacon, she will tweet "baconnnnn!!!' "

Monday, September 12, 2011

jawnny says...



"the dj nigga on wildin out bro? got on the craaaaziest polo sweater right now it's like a reaaaal horse wit a reaaaaal man on it!"