V- sharrice, where's my lighter?!
S- i dunno.
V- look for it!
S- i did i aint find it so i stopped lookin!
V- that's real. that's the realest sh.t i heard all day.
"something's fishy. smells like Legal Seafoods."
"have you been to Macy's lately?? INC got some sequins for dat AZZ!!!"
"i don't like headphones. that's why i don't have an iPod. "
"that bothers me. y'know what i mean?? like, my hair's not always done, but it always looks presentable to go out. wait, what am i talking about??? my hair's ALWAYS done! "
