K- "He has a dyke sister?"
A- "Yeah, she's veryyyyy dyke."
"Stop it. My home is on fire right now because of people like you."
"Yesterday, I wanted to kiss him. But I was sober!"
K- "Do they even go here?"
P- "Nah. they probably don't even believe in college."
K- "Did she answer my question??"
N- "No. You are now me. [singing] How does it feeeellllll?"
"I been in the Sidekick game for a minute. Grindin."
Z- "You know how you touch some boys' stomachs and they flinch?"
K- "Oh girl, he don't flinch!"
A- "Whenever my dad gets drunk, he just talks about all the b*tches he used to f.ck."
K- "Are your parents married?"
A- "...yeah."
"You could take my spit. No homo."
M- "Smooth Criminal is my favorite Michael Jackson song."
A- "Bad is my favorite Michael Jackson song."
K- "PYT is my favorite Michael Jackson song... for obvious reasons."
K- "We're good friends, me& God."
N- "Y'know what they say about friends. They turn into something more."
K- "Ewww, me& God, tho??"
N- "You can become a nun! Whaddaya think nuns are?? They're God's bishes!"
On Ginuwine's song So Anxious -- "I thought he was saying "softttt.... angellll...."
Z- "She's not that fat, is she?"
D- "I mean... she looks like she gets worse when she stands up."
"His feet longer than Jamaica Ave!"
T- "Don't touch me!"
K- "Why??"
T- "Because you're magical!"
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