BAOw, BAOw, BAOw... In Circle Formation!

Am I the only one excited like a little kid at Christmas that Vibe Vixen is making a comeback?? I had just subscribed and received my first two issues last summer when Danyel Smith left a playa hanging. I was an avid Vixen reader... bookmarked the website and all. Every once in a while, I would peruse the site to see if anything new was poppin, and every time I was left with a sad face. Not this time! Woot woot*

Kory Says...

My friend Kory says some pretty ridiculous things... I should give him his own section

-On Will Smith's "Switch"-

"'Go 'head & buy the record?" He giving me more instructions & sh*t! Man, f*ck you! Let me live my life!"

"Smacktime" Quotes

Happy V-Day to all one of my followers! Before I K.O., here are a few quotes that made my night:

"My whole army will be here... we could fight the whole school!"

"And when I did go to philosophy? I was like... nah.... I don't believe none of that sh*t."

"Where the trophy at, where the trophy?"

I could go on but I'll spare all the losers who weren't a part of my night any further confusion.... those who were can guess who said what*

Take It 2 Another Level, No Passengers On My Plane... Fiiiirst*

I'm new at this whole blog thing, so I feel the need to provide my potential followers with a disclaimer. I blog about stuff that matters to me. I am very opinionated. Please do not feel any obligation to agree with me. But please understand that IDC! A wise woman once said:

"Arguing with me is like running in the Special Olympics-- Even if you win, you're still retarded."

Okay, so that "wise woman" was my bro Tiffani. So what? I thought it was an awesome quote. Now, let the games begin!

"BAOww" (pronounced Bow!) is a sound effect that I generally make a gazillion times a day. It started when I was about sixteen. My bros know. If one of us says something cute, it's "BAOww!" If you see a girl with an awesome weave, she gets a "BAOww!" If one of my friends looks extra delicious, I might give her a "BAOw, BAOw, BAOw," in circle formation, complete with snaps. (Think In Living Color's "Men On Books" skit) There's a lil gesture that goes along with it, but this isn't a vlog, people... use your imagination*