Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Are You TRYiNG to Kill Me??*



"They're both gay but I don't think that they're gay together. You know how I'm heterosexual. And you're heterosexual. But we're not heterosexual together. Cuz that would be gay."


C- Do you wanna drop ya numba off with me?

D- No. It's mine.


"Didn't I ask for ice?? I never had dry juice before."


"I can't win/I do sin cuz you know I am a hu-man!"


"He bout your height. No offense. But you know that's short for a nigga. You a giant for a woman."


K-You're an asshole.

P- I know. But you only live once.


"My mom can't cook but she can order the SH.T out a menu."


"... Is he even rhyming.. or is he just expressing his feelings on the beat?"


"UGH, they jus so sappy! 'Oh! This bish is my sunshiItalicne, this nigga's my moooon! I dun need NO stars when he around!"'


"If he had a tooth, I would talk to him."


"..and I was like 'Who want it right here?!" And I took my shirt off... I be likin to get naked when I fight."


"Don't call me a creep, we're friends, it's not creepy when we're friends."



"My name is Taisha/ I'm not a geisha, I'm not from Asia!"


B- I can't WAiT to get home! I'm a tell Mommy to have awhole pan of chicken waitin for me!
S- I'm a tell my mom to have the Jamaican food on deck, y'kno.

M- Yea, I'ma tell my mom... order somethin.


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