"My life hurts!"
"I was already hyped up because "What You Know About That" is ya girl's anthem. They should play that sh*t when I stroll down the street."
"No homo, I'm talking about meat, like... beef & sh*t."
"I don't wanna be like a... pen monger. Hoarding all the pens. Like "Ohhh, look at all my pens!"'
Fairy Godmother on giving your kids a bedtime:
"I don't give a sh*t if you are in there counting sheep or rehearsing "Rapper's Delight," I don't wanna see you until the morning."
"Mike, what the f*ck.... you superhuman!"
"It was like the Black family reunion onstage... I thought my mama was gonna be the next nigga spittin a verse!"
"Guys, what is our life about if we can't get on College Hill??"
I had to quote myself on that one. It was a serious question*
hilarious.
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