LOL :-)

"Aria is so accident- prone it is annoying! Like on some "That's So Raven" shit!"

"My vagina has to pee!"

"I jus don't know where I live!"

"You say that in all your raps! Bish you got a Christmas album sayin that shit!"

"Why does he text so stupid?? 'Aight I'ma jus say "hi" as many ways as possible & see if she notice... "What's good? Wassup? What's poppin? What's good for today?"'

"Hey! Put all that smoking out!"

"Liane why you look like you got the Juice?"

"I haven't had a cupcake in years." " I haven't had a cupcake in hours."

"Yea I got kids! I'm a proud uncle& brother!"

"That's the ugliest thing I ever heard in my ear!"

"I wish I had a horse so I could ride it & jump over you."

L- "Oh yea, y'all crushin."

D- "Whose popcorn is it?"

L- "Mine, yall might wanna lemme f.ck wit that for a minute."

"If you microwave it too good it's cookin to me!"

K- "It keeps going to sleep.

D- "I know cuz the charger ain't plugged in no more. So a bish gotta be vigilant!"

"Sorry, I only talk to top atheletes-- not the top worst!"

"Tell him I said what's good. And then tell the other one I said "What's good-er!"'

"He has a lil accent but like-- when we text & when we talk he just like... be sayin mad Black things that I never expected."

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cYrO Says...

"I think I'ma get Parkinsons when I get older. Like if I was tryna paint my fingernails-- like no homo, I wouldn't do it but if I was... my hands would be shaking."
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This. Is The Way I Live*

"Y'all jus make all TYPES of things in here! Y'all make beats & y'all make treats!"

"The bar wasn't even delicious! It was nutritious!"

"We ain't tippin. We go to free sh!t to get free sh!t & then we dip!"

"I'm about to crush the PHiLADELPHiA out this cheesecake!"

"You dyslexic when it comes to pictures, nigga?"

"You want me to turn this light off& get over there with you, dont you??"

"I'm bouta tell Ling to come to visit me so I can touch his phone."

"I feel like my body has turned its back on me."

"He look like he got my name all OVA his left hand."

M- "You such a whore."

D- "I try not to be."

M- "You not tryin hard enough."

"I don't know because my brother distorts my perception of how old kids are because my brother don't talk good at ALL!"

"If I was Asian, I would like this song."

"Public Safety gon knock on the door like "It smells like weed in here!'-- you are a good Public Safety officer. You damn right it smells like weed in here!"

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cYrO Says...

"When I get high, things are like HD son. Like they be on some other shit. Like I be realizing like... I give a fuck, but like-- I don't give a fuck. When I get drunk, I be like"Ayyyy, where the b!tches at?? Show me yo tittays!"*

Cyro Says...

Since Kory Campbell has long forsaken me and my father is a comfortable distance away, I was forced to find a new " ______ " for my "______ Says" section. And the winner is....

Ant the Man! aka cYrO HaZe (you gotta write it like that.) His quotes be wild sometimes.

"I'm bouta write a book called fuckshit and jus write shit that's fuckshit."

... and when King Tut tried to save him from a potentially disastrous line-up,

"Naw, chill dawg. This is for the free-ski."

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MY LiFE*

"Nigga, I am sauced like... DUCK sauce!"

"I don't play, the only thing I play with is my words for the wordplay."

"See, this is the sh!t I'm talking about! These are my-- headphones. But this is not my-- listening device!"

"I just wana get high and die."

"Yea, Grandmaw. I get nasty."

"You started on your own nigga, aint nobody put the blunt to yo face!"

"Then go to a waffle house. They love waffles."

"He jus walk down the street. Boppin. Happy at nothing. He make you wanna do something good."

K- "Did I do it like Raven?"

D- "No. You did it prettier. And less huge."

"If I'm not mistaken, we only allow 8 points per game."

"Don't expect me back until I run outta clean draws."

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You Like iT!*

"That's the tricky thing about herpes."

K- "What does a Pacman have to do with breast cancer?"

M- "Maybe the Pacman stands for something... like an acronym."

K- "...like what?"

M- "Please.... Answer....... Cancer."

T-"I wish I went to an all-girls school, son."

P- "Then you'd be a girl."

K-"Where is the shuttle??"

T-"It's a sh!ttle. That's what it is."

K-"Is he trying to get his muscleman on too?"

P-"Nah. He's just tryna get the fat away first. Gotta take it one step at a time."

"I choose no. If you were a Pokeman, you would be last."

A-"How do you wear a kufi?"

A-"Put it on yo head, nigga!"

"And your mirror makes love to me. It makes love to meeeeeeee!"

"This-- is how Henley is going to burn the fack down. Because of drunkards like us."

"Remember when Hitman got kicked out of school for stealing an overhead projector?"

"I'm not tryna be that nigga sellin the Champ hoodies."

"Oh, the strip is not poppin. I see white people!"

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHA!*

My Life.

K- "He has a dyke sister?"

A- "Yeah, she's veryyyyy dyke."

"Stop it. My home is on fire right now because of people like you."

"Yesterday, I wanted to kiss him. But I was sober!"

K- "Do they even go here?"

P- "Nah. they probably don't even believe in college."

K- "Did she answer my question??"

N- "No. You are now me. [singing] How does it feeeellllll?"

"I been in the Sidekick game for a minute. Grindin."

Z- "You know how you touch some boys' stomachs and they flinch?"

K- "Oh girl, he don't flinch!"

A- "Whenever my dad gets drunk, he just talks about all the b*tches he used to f.ck."

K- "Are your parents married?"

A- "...yeah."

"You could take my spit. No homo."

M- "Smooth Criminal is my favorite Michael Jackson song."

A- "Bad is my favorite Michael Jackson song."

K- "PYT is my favorite Michael Jackson song... for obvious reasons."

K- "We're good friends, me& God."

N- "Y'know what they say about friends. They turn into something more."

K- "Ewww, me& God, tho??"

N- "You can become a nun! Whaddaya think nuns are?? They're God's bishes!"

On Ginuwine's song So Anxious -- "I thought he was saying "softttt.... angellll...."

Z- "She's not that fat, is she?"

D- "I mean... she looks like she gets worse when she stands up."

"His feet longer than Jamaica Ave!"

T- "Don't touch me!"

K- "Why??"

T- "Because you're magical!"

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The Drizzy Chronicles

K- "Biggie wasn't no thug! He went to private school!"

J- "Khrys, didn't you go to private school?"

K- "Cuz I got expelled!!"

"She aint even a badd Asian jawn! She ain't no Rush Hour Asian!"

"You wann' see me clap?"

"We're 19! We're cougars!"

"Do you wanna die??"

"You're just a wealth of... non-essential information, eh?"

"Your face... so round... so smooth... so pretty..."

"He seem like he would talk to me til the sun come up. Y'kno the young boys got staminaaaaaaa!"

"Your girlfriend is so pretty! You started going out with her when you started wearing your Yeezy's??"

K- "This is Smack City right here."

L- "And I'm the mayor."

"I was so fresh so clean! & I had nice dreams... if ykno whatI meannnnn."

T- "Can you ask him if I can have a cookie?"

B- "Can Tyler have a cookie?"

K- "Yea."

T- "... can you ask him if he can dip it in the milk... until it's soggy?"

"I don't really laugh. I just smile really loud."

"Watch your babies! I'm comin for them niggas soon as they can talk!"

i'm baaaaaackkkkkkkkkk*