The Drizzy Chronicles

K- "Biggie wasn't no thug! He went to private school!"

J- "Khrys, didn't you go to private school?"

K- "Cuz I got expelled!!"

"She aint even a badd Asian jawn! She ain't no Rush Hour Asian!"

"You wann' see me clap?"

"We're 19! We're cougars!"

"Do you wanna die??"

"You're just a wealth of... non-essential information, eh?"

"Your face... so round... so smooth... so pretty..."

"He seem like he would talk to me til the sun come up. Y'kno the young boys got staminaaaaaaa!"

"Your girlfriend is so pretty! You started going out with her when you started wearing your Yeezy's??"

K- "This is Smack City right here."

L- "And I'm the mayor."

"I was so fresh so clean! & I had nice dreams... if ykno whatI meannnnn."

T- "Can you ask him if I can have a cookie?"

B- "Can Tyler have a cookie?"

K- "Yea."

T- "... can you ask him if he can dip it in the milk... until it's soggy?"

"I don't really laugh. I just smile really loud."

"Watch your babies! I'm comin for them niggas soon as they can talk!"

i'm baaaaaackkkkkkkkkk*