nigger cake.

this story turned my stomach. read more.

the funnies.

K: chrissy should have a talk show.
J: yea. called "oprah."

J: she just gon BUY my school supplies!
K: why?
J: cuz. we're just friends like that.

J: i think men with macbook airs are gay. unless you have a macbook pro.
S: nigga why would i need TWO laptops??
J: cuz the macbook air is GAY!

"yknow what i hate about wraps? the 'just wrap' part."

L'oreal Voluminous False Fiber Lashes-- a review

arright, everybody shut up.
shut up!
i need a moment of silence for this AWESOME mascara i just stumbled upon in walgreens
im off in approximately 35 minutes, so im not even gonna delve into detail about how much i love walgreens & how all the cosmetics are virtually always BOGO or 50% off. i got this gem for like 4 dollars.

i know yall have seen gwen stefani's lashes just SiTTiNGGG in that new l'oreal commercial
& i needed mascara
& i remembered the commercial
& im not brand- loyal
& it was 4 dollars

so i got it *shrugs*

it was the best 4 dollars i ever spent, b
this mascara is everyyyyything.
i've learned what every makeup guru has known since the beginning of time-- the smaller the brush, the greater the potential for awesome lashes
less clumping, all lat
omg. it's everything.
i don't even bother breaking out the eyeliner for everyday, because i feel like it's too dramatic coupled with the way my lashes be sittin
everybody. go to walgreens & cop up

..okay. yall can talk again. *