Sonnayyyy!*

"Muff in the gym... just seems like... a lie."

"Bro the dude at BCBG blew my spot uppp like 'I remember you, you came in here with your boyfriend to buy those shoes!" I wanted to pull him to the side like "Listen. You may see me in here with a barrage of niggas.'"

"He got so high he started crying. He couldn't hold his feelings in."

"All these random days of working out aint gon do sh.t! We gotta be consistent!"

"The only way we're winning is if we play perfect and they play terrible. We need both to happen at the same time."

KB-Everybody on the dance team doesn't like her.

K-Everybody in Haraya doesn't like her.

KB- Everybody in the world doesn't like her.

"She pees like a 7- year old boy-- such vigor!"

"Day 26 is now Day 25"

"I was sitting in his room and he was eating a muffin and he got a little bit of muffin in my hair and he said, "Wait a minute. You got a lil muffin in your hair.'"

M-Maybe if I think real hard, he'll text me!

S-Wait. Did she just try to use telekinesis to get somebody to text her??

"Somebody keeps asking me Tanya questions on formspring. I'm starting to think it's Tanya."

S-Them beans gon set your asshole on fire.

D-Nuh- uh! Food doesn't make me poop.

A-Would you tell your girlfriend if somebody sucked your dick while you were unconscious?

M- Somebody wants to suck your dick while you're unconscious??

K-Noooo, that's how rumors get started.

I- He WANTS you to start that rumor.

MJ-Why would I want people to think somebody sucked my dick while I was unconscious?!

I- ... You see how loud he said that?

"That's my friggin motto.. stack chips or die! If you don't stack chips-- DiE!"

"Kae, you could never be wack in my book. Now if you came in a Makaveli jean suit... maybe."

"That's your calling in life. Cuz I just called it."

Hey, Monie!

Oh! This weekend, I could've used a good movie. I had food & a cornucopia of orangeade Snapples... a rare occurence. And suddenly, the lightbulb went on over my head-- "Buy a "Hey Monie" DVD!" I would've taken any of the seasons. I LOVED "Hey Monie." It was sooo cute & hilarious. I remember LOL-ing uncontrollably during the self- defense episode. It was a cross between "Sex in The City," "Living Single," and "Daria." GENiUS! So I moseyed my way on down to amazon.com only to find that there WAS no "Hey Monie" DVD :-(... I did vote for it to be distributed on DVD before I resorted to a YouTube search.



P.S.- while they're at it, they need to bring back "My Brother & Me"*