LOL :-)

"Aria is so accident- prone it is annoying! Like on some "That's So Raven" shit!"

"My vagina has to pee!"

"I jus don't know where I live!"

"You say that in all your raps! Bish you got a Christmas album sayin that shit!"

"Why does he text so stupid?? 'Aight I'ma jus say "hi" as many ways as possible & see if she notice... "What's good? Wassup? What's poppin? What's good for today?"'

"Hey! Put all that smoking out!"

"Liane why you look like you got the Juice?"

"I haven't had a cupcake in years." " I haven't had a cupcake in hours."

"Yea I got kids! I'm a proud uncle& brother!"

"That's the ugliest thing I ever heard in my ear!"

"I wish I had a horse so I could ride it & jump over you."

L- "Oh yea, y'all crushin."

D- "Whose popcorn is it?"

L- "Mine, yall might wanna lemme f.ck wit that for a minute."

"If you microwave it too good it's cookin to me!"

K- "It keeps going to sleep.

D- "I know cuz the charger ain't plugged in no more. So a bish gotta be vigilant!"

"Sorry, I only talk to top atheletes-- not the top worst!"

"Tell him I said what's good. And then tell the other one I said "What's good-er!"'

"He has a lil accent but like-- when we text & when we talk he just like... be sayin mad Black things that I never expected."

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cYrO Says...

"I think I'ma get Parkinsons when I get older. Like if I was tryna paint my fingernails-- like no homo, I wouldn't do it but if I was... my hands would be shaking."
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This. Is The Way I Live*

"Y'all jus make all TYPES of things in here! Y'all make beats & y'all make treats!"

"The bar wasn't even delicious! It was nutritious!"

"We ain't tippin. We go to free sh!t to get free sh!t & then we dip!"

"I'm about to crush the PHiLADELPHiA out this cheesecake!"

"You dyslexic when it comes to pictures, nigga?"

"You want me to turn this light off& get over there with you, dont you??"

"I'm bouta tell Ling to come to visit me so I can touch his phone."

"I feel like my body has turned its back on me."

"He look like he got my name all OVA his left hand."

M- "You such a whore."

D- "I try not to be."

M- "You not tryin hard enough."

"I don't know because my brother distorts my perception of how old kids are because my brother don't talk good at ALL!"

"If I was Asian, I would like this song."

"Public Safety gon knock on the door like "It smells like weed in here!'-- you are a good Public Safety officer. You damn right it smells like weed in here!"

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cYrO Says...

"When I get high, things are like HD son. Like they be on some other shit. Like I be realizing like... I give a fuck, but like-- I don't give a fuck. When I get drunk, I be like"Ayyyy, where the b!tches at?? Show me yo tittays!"*

Cyro Says...

Since Kory Campbell has long forsaken me and my father is a comfortable distance away, I was forced to find a new " ______ " for my "______ Says" section. And the winner is....

Ant the Man! aka cYrO HaZe (you gotta write it like that.) His quotes be wild sometimes.

"I'm bouta write a book called fuckshit and jus write shit that's fuckshit."

... and when King Tut tried to save him from a potentially disastrous line-up,

"Naw, chill dawg. This is for the free-ski."

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MY LiFE*

"Nigga, I am sauced like... DUCK sauce!"

"I don't play, the only thing I play with is my words for the wordplay."

"See, this is the sh!t I'm talking about! These are my-- headphones. But this is not my-- listening device!"

"I just wana get high and die."

"Yea, Grandmaw. I get nasty."

"You started on your own nigga, aint nobody put the blunt to yo face!"

"Then go to a waffle house. They love waffles."

"He jus walk down the street. Boppin. Happy at nothing. He make you wanna do something good."

K- "Did I do it like Raven?"

D- "No. You did it prettier. And less huge."

"If I'm not mistaken, we only allow 8 points per game."

"Don't expect me back until I run outta clean draws."

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